This first quote you will have to substitute an appropriate word, because I don't think "damn" will get deleted any longer, but you get the point.
“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”
― Mark Twain
“Count this as a mere taste, sweetheart, of all the pleasure I can give you. Marry me and let me show you more. Be mine, and I'll take you on a journey the likes of which you've ever only imagined.”
― Tracy Anne Warren, Wicked Delights of a Bridal Bed